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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖
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