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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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