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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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