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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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