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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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