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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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