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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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