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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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