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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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