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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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