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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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