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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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