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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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