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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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