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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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