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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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