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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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