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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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