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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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