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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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