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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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