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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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