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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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