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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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