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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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