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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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