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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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