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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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