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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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