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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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