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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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