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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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