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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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