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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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