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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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