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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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