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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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