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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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