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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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