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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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