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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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