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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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