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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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