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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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