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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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