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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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