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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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