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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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