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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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