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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘
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