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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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