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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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