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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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